Perspective, or Yet Another Story of Nick’s Incredibly Unhandy Exploits

Perspective is a funny thing. It’s also the most important problem solving technique I know of.

So, a while ago I decided to get all handy and spackle and caulk the entire house. The entire freakin’ house. If you’ve read my blog for a while, you’ll know that imminent doom is right around the corner. Top to bottom, any and all cracks – they were gonna get filled. That’s all fine and dandy, except that reaching some places requires a ladder.

It’s worth mentioning here that I am deathly afraid of heights.

At the end of the day, I finally stopped procrastinating – it was time to tackle the highest wall in our house.

So, I bravely charged up the ladder. In my mind, I was one of those rockstar climbers at the gym scaling the 30 foot climbing wall with grace and ease. Never mind the time I fractured a bone in my foot jumping off a ladder after unsuccessfully spraying a wasp nest. Belay on, bitches – I got this.

My wife later informed me that it was more reminiscent of a dog running from the vacuum cleaner – up a ladder.

Whichever version of that story you choose to believe, know this: I spackled the crap out of the highest wall in our house.

Climbing down to admire my work, I moved the ladder and noticed the rubber tips of the ladder had smudged the wall. If you know me, you know I have only two mortal enemies: unfinished work and smudges.

Two black smudges. Looking down on me. Me looking up at them. A showdown. Like Clint Eastwood and a folding chair. Like I said, perspective is a funny thing.

My day-long spackle-and-caulk rampage and monkey-esque scaling of the ladder left me with no other choice than to decide they were too high for anyone to really notice. Translation: I had no freakin idea how I was going to reach the smudges if I couldn’t use a ladder.

I didn’t have a gripper (you know, one of those things short people like me use to get cans off of high shelves) long enough, the mop wasn’t long enough, and anything else extendable didn’t have the right kind of attachment to even hold a wet rag.

As an aside: you might be sensing that problem with “smart people” is that “smart people” don’t do obvious things like place shop towels over the ends of the ladder to avoid smudging the wall. That’s a story for another day.

So there they were – two black smudges. Unfinished work and smudges. My mortal enemies.

Mocking me.

I berated myself for not using shop towels, for leaving the most difficult task to the end, for leaving embarrassing smudges up on the wall.

Does this sound familiar? Maybe your project isn’t spackling your house. Maybe it’s relaunching your website. Maybe it’s figuring out how to get another 100 subscribers. Or sell another widget. You struggle and winge and hem and haw. Then you blame yourself for screwing around and not fixing the problem and letting it get worse and worse and take up more space in your head.

So what’s the deal? How do you get out of this problem-solving death spiral? Give yourself some perspective.

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  2. Find the Core of the Problem– the book Switch by Chip and Dan Heath outlines three resources that are available to solve problems: The Elephant, The Rider, and The Path. The Elephant is your emotional attachment. The Rider is your intellectual attachment. The Path is the process to get from A to Z. If any one of those resources is missing or conflicted with another, you get stuck – that’s the core of the problem.The “core” of the problem in my case was really simple (the smudges are too damn high to reach and my tools and thinking weren’t giving me a solution). In short, I didn’t have a clear path to solve my problem. I was motivated emotionally. I knew tactically how to solve the problem, if only I could get in the right position.A minor note here: Often times, the “core” is not going to be visible to you until you get rid of the emotional attachment to being stuck. Everybody loves an underdog story, so people naturally have an attachment to being stuck. It’s easy to find people who can sympathize with you about their own roadblocks – and by doing so, keep you stuck longer.
  3. Reframe and Leverage – reframing the problem is pretty simple. Sometimes it’s about cataloging your tools or finding a new point of view. In my case, I inventoried a larger array of tools – everything from duct tape to mops. I also tried different angles, smaller ladders, anything I could to reach the smudges. I realized that I needed a mop with an extra-long handle. I had a lightbulb changer – the kind that can reach thirty feet, but the grip meant to hold a lightbulb couldn’t hold anything that would clean the smudges off – or so I thought. Because I’d gone to the trouble of inventorying all my supplies, I knew I had duct tape and Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. Leveraging my supplies, I had my solution.

I had figured out what to do. I snagged the lightbulb pole and stuffed a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser in the lightbulb holder. I wrapped some duct-tape around the gripper to hold the eraser in place.

Graceful as swatting flies with a sledgehammer, I managed to get the scuffs off the wall.

Problem Solved. You’re next, Bacon Shortage.

This post is part of the monthly Word Carnivals, a round-up of small-biz bloggers writing on a common theme. This month’s theme: The Art and Science of Problem Solving. Check out all the Carnie bloggers here!

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14 thoughts on “Perspective, or Yet Another Story of Nick’s Incredibly Unhandy Exploits

  1. Dude. If you solve the impending bacon shortage, I will worship you forever.

    But seriously. Perspective is definitely helpful. For me — its the perspective an objective 3rd party who might know a thing or two about my issue. And if none such 3rd party exists (or is handy), you can always pretend to be that person yourself.

    It’s kind of like playing with a purpose. Channel Mary Poppins. Channel The Doctor. Channel your dead grandfather. I swear it works!

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    1. Aren’t you glad that bacon shortage isn’t a real thing? Phew. I totally agree about the perspective issue. Also about the “Everybody loves an underdog story, so people naturally have an attachment to being stuck” – um YEAH!

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    2. Turns out, Bacon Shortage was just a marketing ploy. However, prices for bacon WILL go up next year – so… either way, we’ve got a problem.

      Method acting is one of my favorite problem solving techniques. I ALWAYS method act my favorite characters from Star Trek when I have a problem I can’t solve.

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  2. WHAT’S HAPPENING TO BACON?!?!

    :::ahem:::

    This was an awesome post. I laughed. I laughed some more. Mostly it was sympathy-laughter because I hate doing house stuff and inevitably it will turn into a whole problem-solving feast. At any rate your solution was quite clever!

    Perspective is definitely important. It’s almost impossible to think clearly when something is taking up THAT MUCH room in your brain.

    On a side note, I’ve developed some perspective about house related stuff over the years. I used to get all hung up on things being a certain way. Smudges and cracks and that stuff drove me nuts. Then one day, my husband and I were doing something and everything was going perfectly… until it didn’t. I forget what happened exactly but it was huge, like we were painting and it was fantastic until one of us stepped on the cover and tracked a big purple smudge on the carpet. So I’m about to cry and my husband says “we’ll put a plant on it.” And I swear to god that’s what we did. To this day whenever something goes wrong, big or small, our first response is to put a plant on it. And at least we amuse ourselves long enough to get some perspective 🙂

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    1. Bacon shortage averted, Carol!

      Thank you so much 🙂 It certainly didn’t feel clever in the moment, more haphazard and like I should have known better in the first place.

      Seems like we should get a few more houseplants, because the reign of terror doesn’t stop at smudges with me.

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  3. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during this exploit! And yes, perspective is everything, and sometimes the hardest thing for folks to shift. That’s when I pull out my sneaky coaching magicks 😉

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    1. Sandi – I suspect my neighbors who can see through the larger window into the living room would be happy to send you their YouTube upload link.

      “Sneaky coaching magicks” – dark magic. I know it all too well, haha.

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  4. Nick sometimes I think we were separated birth. This story sounds exactly like something I would do, right down to high spots on wobbly ladders makes me feel woozy. The smudges would not be acceptable. Period.

    I think the perspective that there is solution is important. If it takes the leper’s squint so be it. Or maybe a house plant.

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  5. Sandy McDonald's avatar Sandy McDonald

    You make me laugh Nick. I have you so visual problem solving those smudges. I kept thinking surely the solution is going to be that you just decide in the scheme of a life, two small smudges aren’t worth zip. But clearly you have the tenacity of a terrier. And for that I admire you and your ingenuity.

    As we all know tenacity and persistence solve problems. As you have just proved in a way that will keep the smile on my face for a while!

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    1. Thanks so much Sandy 🙂

      It sure as hell didn’t feel like ingenuity when I was in the moment. It felt like a crazy-ass idea. But I suspect that’s what a lot of “successful” ventures feel like at first.

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